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The Ten Commandments of the Donald Trump “God Bless the USA” Bible
by
Brykman
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Thursday, Mar. 28, 2024
Thursday, Mar. 28, 2024
at
1:39:43pm PDT
I, Donald J. Trump, am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. And to reiterate, by me, I mean me, Donald J. Trump. Except I do like that elephant God. That's fun, right? We all love that one. Everybody loves the elephant God. And do I really have to mention, thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image? Specifically those in which my hair is out of place or my skin tone is not up to par. Otherwise, go ahead. Go for it.
Thou shalt not take the name of Trump thy God in vain. That said, no utterance of the Trump name, or the Trump brand, or any associated properties, shall ever be considered "vain" usage. Because there's no such thing as bad publicity, am I right? I think D.L. Hughley said that.
Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy, the exception being if you are a migrant worker on one of the many properties owned by me, Donald J. Trump, because there are just so, so many so how could I possibly keep track of it all?
Honor thy Donald and thy Trump. How you treat anyone else is your own business.
Thou shalt not kill. I mean, of course not. Who's killing? Nobody should be killing. We love peace. Besides, if everybody killed, there'd be no people. Think about that. Except of course, if I did decide to do it, I could go out and do it on 5th Avenue and nobody would care.
Thou shalt not commit adultery. On second thought, you know what? I'm gonna let that one slide for now. Let’s circle back on that one.
Thou shalt not steal. Stealing? Who said anything about stealing? I have never stolen anything from anybody. All those people got their steaks. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Or any witness for that matter. What I'm trying to say is: nobody likes a rat. Thou shalt not rat.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, unless, as I mentioned before, thy neighbor is me, Donald J. Trump, in which case coveting is entirely appropriate, because, let's be honest, have you seen my house? It's fantastic.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor anything belonging to thy neighbor. Except when you're a star. Because then, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.