I swear that I am not making this up. Seriesly, I am not that mulch of a moran. Here is the actual, factual, batshitual quote about her upcoming 2016 campaign, from Bible Spice herself:
“Without putting any words in my mouth, you can absolutely say that I’m seriously interested.”
"The Audacity of Dope" comes to mind as a new campaign slogan. Maybe even, "A Kindler, Gentilier Nation?" Perhaps her Family Values daughter will help her with "She's making us Prudes again."
Shoppers at Kroger on Victory Drive late Saturday got a surprise campaign appearance in the store's parking lot.
Savannah Morning News reader Marcia Neblet got these shots of a vehicle sporting a campaign sign for Sarah Palin's bid for the White House in 2016.
The sign reads: "Fed up with the LIES?! Sarah Palin for President 2016. Most Qualified, Presidential, Honest, Vetted (for 8 years) to date, Pro Constitution, Free Speech, Gun Rights."
Wasilly Sarah's Spectacular Savannah Sojourn
There is a distinct possibility that the Palin Intertube Express (as subtle and creative as a Pie in the Face) is not drawing the kind of graft that Sarah needs or wants. That could explain why she would dive into the 2016 nomination grinder. What better whey to lap up more donations, buy new outfits from Sach's 5th Nitwits, or Ambercrombie and B--ch, and to keep her botox'd face in the media?
Another possibility is that a Hi! wanking advisor took a close look at the current make up of the GOP Klown Kar Kandidates, and realized that not only does Caribou Barbie meet all incredibly low expectations that the Kurrent Krew have self-selected, but that Iquitarod can run a heck of a race, Charley. So long as that race is paid for by others.
Lastly, There is a distinct possibility that her delusions are not only alive and well, but grandeur than . . . Damn, I cannot pun my weigh out of that one. Sigh. Seriesly, She is just stupid and arrogant enough to think that she is presidential caliber, even if it takes another highly promoted show with an AK-47 as her bestest friend. Apparently, even in Half-Baked Alaska, people can see just how sorry a collection of today's GOP leaders are. I can almost see what a groundswell for her would look like. A bit like Kansas' economy after years of Brownback as a full term gov.
Regardless of my true feelings about the Moosiah, her entry into this farce on the GOP side would be welcome. Well, come and see how funny it will be. Not just grist for the mill, but food for thought, comic relief, and convenient religiousity played so loud that the amp really does reach 11.
Lettuce Prey!